1.05.2011

The post about taking apart a frumpy chair.

Some people buddy up with Ryan Seacrest, noisemakers, and Budweiser on December 31st.

We buddied up with some pliers, screwdrivers, and disintegrating foam.

Yes, that's right: we spent our New Year's Eve taking apart this frumpy but one-of-a-kind $20 Craigslist chair:


With some new fabric, cushions, and paint (which we haven't selected yet because I'm not sure yet where I want the chair to go in OUR NEW HOUSE), we'll be able to transform this ugly duckling into a swan. Or at least a more attractive duckling. However, due to the lack of weather temperatures that allow us to paint outdoors without going frozen from the waist down (name that Christmas movie) or indoors without acquiring a perpetual paint-fume headache, this frumpy duckling is, right now, more like a....well, a dismembered frumpy duckling.

That last statement was rather graphic. I promise no animals were harmed in the dismantling of this chair. See, our head project supervisor Gingerbread approves of our work:


Well, she at least approves of the fact that we created yet another new nook for her to explore and take up residence in.

Anyway, we tackled this chair the same way we tackled the zebra one. Our process is fairly straightforward:

1. Snap way too many pictures of the chair from every angle...


2. Remove all staples and tack strips, bemoaning the person who used these nasty metal tack strips when they put the chair together in the first place...


 (In that poor soul's defense, he probably never expected that anyone would spend their New Year's Eve taking his hard work apart.)

4. Take off the fabric one piece at a time and make a list of the order (putting the new fabric back on will happen in the reverse order)...
 

5. Notice that this chair's olive velour fabric is reminiscent of the gold velour fabric we removed from this chair and wonder during exactly what era gold and olive velour chairs were popular...

6. Keep the vacuum handy so our entire living room doesn't become covered in 60-year old disintegrating foam (alas, we didn't give it a chance to ring in a 61st year)...


7. Sand the chair's frame when we're blessed with a balmy 44 degrees on January 1st (the only part of this process that we didn't complete before Dick Clark's countdown)...


8. And last, not not least, pile the pieces into the empty corner of the living room where the Christmas tree stood just a mere 24 hours before and pretend it's some newfangled modern art sculpture (hey, if a urinal on a slab of concrete can make it to the MOMA, I say our chair can, too) until we have the supplies, plan, and weather to finish the project once and for all.


Take that, frumpy duckling. We'll turn you into a swan yet. :)

6 comments:

Karen said...

That chair is seriously going to be amazing when you finish. I've never seen anything quite like it.

Erin said...

Neither had we--which is why we said "we'll take it!" when we saw it was only $20! :)

Amy @ Journey Mum said...

It has beautiful bones, I agree with Karen!

Unknown said...

ninest123 16.03
nike air max, louis vuitton, nike outlet, tiffany jewelry, louis vuitton outlet, longchamp, ray ban sunglasses, longchamp outlet, michael kors outlet, tory burch outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, chanel handbags, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton, oakley sunglasses, replica watches, nike air max, christian louboutin outlet, ugg boots, polo ralph lauren outlet, ugg boots, michael kors outlet, oakley sunglasses, burberry, gucci outlet, ugg boots, ray ban sunglasses, jordan shoes, longchamp outlet, michael kors, oakley sunglasses, louboutin, prada outlet, nike free, louis vuitton outlet, uggs on sale, oakley sunglasses, louboutin shoes, replica watches, burberry outlet online, louboutin outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet, ray ban sunglasses, prada handbags, tiffany and co, ugg boots, louis vuitton, michael kors outlet

Unknown said...

hogan, air jordan pas cher, replica handbags, coach outlet, michael kors, nike free, lululemon, kate spade outlet, louboutin pas cher, nike roshe, nike free run uk, tn pas cher, sac guess, ralph lauren uk, abercrombie and fitch, true religion outlet, ralph lauren pas cher, converse pas cher, hollister pas cher, burberry, air force, longchamp pas cher, timberland, nike air max, nike roshe run, vanessa bruno, nike blazer, true religion jeans, true religion jeans, north face, hermes, coach purses, oakley pas cher, hollister, mulberry, air max, kate spade handbags, north face, nike air max, ray ban pas cher, michael kors, vans pas cher, new balance pas cher, sac longchamp, lacoste pas cher, nike air max, ray ban uk, coach outlet, michael kors, michael kors, true religion jeans

Unknown said...

lancel, pandora charms, moncler, canada goose, wedding dresses, barbour, ugg pas cher, vans, louis vuitton, hollister, links of london, coach outlet, supra shoes, canada goose, gucci, moncler, doudoune canada goose, pandora charms, moncler outlet, canada goose uk, moncler, swarovski, sac louis vuitton pas cher, canada goose outlet, replica watches, louis vuitton, karen millen, moncler, canada goose, converse, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, bottes ugg, converse outlet, montre pas cher, barbour jackets, pandora jewelry, juicy couture outlet, juicy couture outlet, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, moncler, ray ban, canada goose, marc jacobs, thomas sabo, pandora jewelry, moncler, toms shoes, canada goose outlet, louis vuitton, ugg boots uk, louis vuitton, swarovski crystal, moncler
ninest123 16.03

Post a Comment